Old man and viagra

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Old man and viagra

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:34 am

An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters please?"

"I can cut them for you" said the chemist "but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."

"I am 96" said the old man . "I don't want an erection.
Spoiler:
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Old man and viagra

Postby pollyanna » Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:49 am

:funny:
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