Witty flight attendant

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Witty flight attendant

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:35 am

Heard on Qantas Airlines just after a very hard landing in Hobart.

The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite bump and I know what you are all thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault...
Spoiler:
it was the asphalt!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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