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Not going to work today

PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:55 am
by rebbonk
I called my boss this morning.

"I won't be coming today," I said, "One of my relatives is dead."

"Who is it?" He asked, "And why is there music playing in the background?"

Spoiler:
"It's my Mother in Law," I replied, "That's why I'm in a disco."