The one?

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The one?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:14 am

I have been seeing a girl for a little while now and I think she may be the one for me....

She hates football, rugby, cricket, all sports really. She hates it when I go down the pub and spend time with my mates. She hates the music I love. She hates the way my flat is decorated. She hates action movies, pizza, doughnuts, Top Gear, my clothes and my family....

BUT....

Spoiler:
She has huge boobs
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The one?

Postby dutchman » Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:01 pm

:lol:
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