Cuppa

[rebbonk]

We had a power cut late last night and after an hour or so, my blonde girlfriend jumped up with a huff and said "Right! I'm making a brew."

"Err, how?" I asked, stopping her in her tracks. "We've got no electric."

"Err, I'm not stupid, mister." She snapped.

Spoiler:

"I can use my phone's torch to see."