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Coppers

PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:55 am
by rebbonk
Two policemen call the station on the radio...

"Hello. is that the sarge"?

" Yes?"

"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir.
Spoiler:
The floor is still wet."