Coppers
Two policemen call the station on the radio...
"Hello. is that the sarge"?
" Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir.
"Hello. is that the sarge"?
" Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir.
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