Jail break

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Jail break

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:31 am

A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news.

Because he had to be careful, he worked his way home taking little travelled routes, running across deserted fields and taking every precaution he could think of.

Eventually he arrived at his house and he rang the bell.

His wife opened the door and bellowed at him,
Spoiler:
"You good-for-nothing bum! Where the hell have ya been? You escaped over 12 hours ago."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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