Envy

"I envy you Dave, " I said to my mate in the pub,
"Envy me? I live in a bedsit, no job or car, no future, what can I possibly have that you can be envious of? " He replied,
"Envy me? I live in a bedsit, no job or car, no future, what can I possibly have that you can be envious of? " He replied,
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