Envy

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Envy

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 01, 2015 11:51 am

"I envy you Dave, " I said to my mate in the pub,

"Envy me? I live in a bedsit, no job or car, no future, what can I possibly have that you can be envious of? " He replied,

Spoiler:
"an ex wife, " I answered.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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