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I do my bit

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:39 am
by rebbonk
Me and the wife were sat watching a documentary about plastic surgery earlier..

"Ooh, I'd love a bit of that." She said, dreamily. "It'd be great to step out with a different shaped nose."

Spoiler:
So I've swapped the doormat for a rake.