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Kids' logic

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:58 am
by rebbonk
Little Billy's class was being taught religion.

"God is everywhere" explains the teacher.

"That's impossible" argues Billy. "Is he in America?" he asks.

"Yes he is" the teacher replies.

"Is he in Japan?" asks Billy.

"Yes, he is also in Japan" explains the teacher.

"Is he in my backyard playing on my swing?" asks Billy.

"Why yes he is also in your backyard playing on your swing".
Spoiler:
"Fooled you! There is no swing in my back yard!"