Car repair - Allegedly true

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Car repair - Allegedly true

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:11 am

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

A husband and wife going shopping had their car breakdown.

The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the car.

Unfortunately, although the man was wearing shorts,his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back in place.

On standing, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

Spoiler:
The RAC mechanic, however had to have 3 stitches in his forehead.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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