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O'Tooles barn

PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:05 am
by rebbonk
After Mr. O'Toole's barn burned down, he called the insurance agent to file a claim.

He told the insurance man, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand quid, and we need that money immediately!"

"Just a minute there, Mr. O'Toole," the agent replied. "Insurance doesn't work quite like that."

"What do you mean?!" he said. "The policy here says £50,000!"

"That's a maximum," the insurance man said. "What we do is ascertain the value of what was insured, and then provide you with a new one of comparable worth."

After a long pause, O'Toole replied "That's how insurance works?"

"Absolutely," the agent said.

"Well then," he said,
Spoiler:
"I'd like to cancel the policy on my wife immediately!"

Re: O'Tooles barn

PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:00 am
by dutchman
:funny: