He told the insurance man, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand quid, and we need that money immediately!"
"Just a minute there, Mr. O'Toole," the agent replied. "Insurance doesn't work quite like that."
"What do you mean?!" he said. "The policy here says £50,000!"
"That's a maximum," the insurance man said. "What we do is ascertain the value of what was insured, and then provide you with a new one of comparable worth."
After a long pause, O'Toole replied "That's how insurance works?"
"Absolutely," the agent said.
"Well then," he said,
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