A warning...

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

A warning...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:42 pm

Beer and ice will give you hangovers.

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.

Rum and ice will ruin your liver.

Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.

Gin and ice will ruin your brain.

Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth

Spoiler:
Apparently ICE is lethal!

Warn all your friends, lay off the ice.

Just drink it straight!

Don't forget ice also sank the Titanic!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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