Pay attention

"Why do you never pay full attention to anything I say?" Asked the wife.
"I do," I replied, "I'm just trying to think of something to post on Twitter."
"Something to Tweet?" She asked.
"That would be great!" I replied,
"I do," I replied, "I'm just trying to think of something to post on Twitter."
"Something to Tweet?" She asked.
"That would be great!" I replied,
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