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Celebrating

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:39 am
by rebbonk
I was in the pub celebrating winning £100 million on the lottery when my ex walked in and demanded half.

I said, "Sure, it's the least I can do"

She said, "What, are you serious? Thank you, thank you so much"

I said, "Alright love, calm down.
Spoiler:
Fosters or Carling?"