Celebrating

I was in the pub celebrating winning £100 million on the lottery when my ex walked in and demanded half.
I said, "Sure, it's the least I can do"
She said, "What, are you serious? Thank you, thank you so much"
I said, "Alright love, calm down.
I said, "Sure, it's the least I can do"
She said, "What, are you serious? Thank you, thank you so much"
I said, "Alright love, calm down.
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