Tattoo

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Tattoo

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:53 am

This woman came up to me in a club and started talking to me. After a while, she saw me looking at a tattoo on her arm which read "1-11-1989".

"Oh, you're looking at my tattoo, " she said. "It's my daughter's date of birth. "

"Ah... " I replied.
Spoiler:
" I thought it was your best before by date."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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