Singles bar

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Singles bar

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:24 pm

I was entering a singles bar last night when a bouncer started patting me down.

He said, "Have you got anything on you that you shouldn't have?"

"Yes," I replied,
Spoiler:
"My wedding ring ."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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