Pony tail

Years ago I decided I might grow a pony tail...
I dragged my hair back and caught it with an elastic band
My father looked up from his newspaper and asked, "are you trying for a pony tail?"
Knowing that I wouldn't like how this was going to end I admitted "yes"
He lowered his eyes back onto his paper and asked. "if you lift up a pony's tail what do you see?"
I dragged my hair back and caught it with an elastic band
My father looked up from his newspaper and asked, "are you trying for a pony tail?"
Knowing that I wouldn't like how this was going to end I admitted "yes"
He lowered his eyes back onto his paper and asked. "if you lift up a pony's tail what do you see?"
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