French logic
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:30 pmOne night in Paris, an American tourist dropped into a side street cafe late at night and, after a couple of drinks, realised he was the last person in the bar except for a man sleeping at one of the tables.
The man called the proprietor over and asked for his bill.
"Would monsieur care for another drink?" asked the Frenchman.
"No thanks, I imagine you want to close up. Why don't you send that other man home?"
"Well, I should," said the other. Then, with Gallic logic, he added.
"But each time I wake him up
The man called the proprietor over and asked for his bill.
"Would monsieur care for another drink?" asked the Frenchman.
"No thanks, I imagine you want to close up. Why don't you send that other man home?"
"Well, I should," said the other. Then, with Gallic logic, he added.
"But each time I wake him up
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