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Pulled by the police

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by rebbonk » Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:57 am

A policeman pulled me over and asked if I had anything in my pockets that might hurt him.

I answered, "No, just this risqué photo of my girlfriend."

Spoiler:

Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.

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