In the pub

This bloke in the pub said to me,
"Good grief, that was a rough old boot you were with last night, not a patch on the women I normally see you with, what on Earth ever possessed to take her out? "
"I had to, " I replied,
"Good grief, that was a rough old boot you were with last night, not a patch on the women I normally see you with, what on Earth ever possessed to take her out? "
"I had to, " I replied,
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