Bitten
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:10 am
"I think I've been bitten on my bum," said my wife, bending over and pulling up her skirt. "Can you see it?"
"Oh my God!" I said. "It's absolutely massive!"
"Is it?" she replied.
"Yes," I said,
"Oh my God!" I said. "It's absolutely massive!"
"Is it?" she replied.
"Yes," I said,
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