Pulled over

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Pulled over

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:28 am

A policeman pulled me over and said, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

I said, "Because you wanted to see how tall I am?"

"Step out of the car, sir." he ordered.

I said,
Spoiler:
"See, I told you."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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