Handy man

[rebbonk]

An Irishman see’s a job advert published on a building site, ‘handy man wanted apply within’.

So he goes and speaks to the foreman.

Foreman: can you drive a fork-lift truck?
Irish man: No
Foreman: can you plaster?
Irish man: No
Foreman: Can you brick lay?
Irish man: No
Foreman: If you don’t mind me asking, what’s handy about you?

Irish man:

Spoiler:

I only live five minutes down the road