losing weight

"Hey darling," I said with a wink, "I've just heard the government are paying people to lose weight."
"What's with you today?" she stared. "No 'hey fatty', 'gutso' or 'elephant woman' jibes, a 'darling' for once!"
"Well I don't want to upset you
"What's with you today?" she stared. "No 'hey fatty', 'gutso' or 'elephant woman' jibes, a 'darling' for once!"
"Well I don't want to upset you
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