losing weight

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losing weight

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 26, 2014 10:12 am

"Hey darling," I said with a wink, "I've just heard the government are paying people to lose weight."

"What's with you today?" she stared. "No 'hey fatty', 'gutso' or 'elephant woman' jibes, a 'darling' for once!"

"Well I don't want to upset you
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when you're set to be a millionaire."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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