Caught!

So there I was, sat in my pants with a can of lager in front of the telly when my wife walks in.
"What the hell are you doing?" she huffed.
"Waiting for X Factor to start" I slurred.
"You're pathetic" she said, before storming out.
God,
"What the hell are you doing?" she huffed.
"Waiting for X Factor to start" I slurred.
"You're pathetic" she said, before storming out.
God,
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