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Where?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:53 am
by rebbonk
The good Yorkshire wife apologised to her unexpected guest for serving the fruit cake without cheese.

The little boy of the family slipped quietly away from the table for a moment, and returned with a cube of cheese, which he laid on the guest's plate.

The visitor smiled in recognition of the lad's thoughtfulness, popped the cheese into his mouth, and then remarked:

"You must have sharper eyes than your mother, lad. Where did you find it?"

The boy replied with a flush of pride:

Spoiler:
"In the mouse-trap."