Police raffle

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Police raffle

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:46 am

A woman gets pulled over by the old bill for doing 47 in a 30 limit.

The officer handed her a fixed penalty notice saying there was no point pleading and she was getting a ticket like it or not.

"Is it a raffle?" she enquires.

"Well it is a kind of raffle" the officer explains.
Spoiler:
"Three more like that and you get a bicycle"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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