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Talking to himself

PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:17 am
by rebbonk
Lawyer: "Was the deceased in the habit of talking to himself when he was alone?"

Witness: "I don't know."

Lawyer: "Come now, you don't know and yet you pretend you were intimately acquainted with the deceased?"

Witness:
Spoiler:
"I never happened to be with him when he was alone."