Convalescence

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Convalescence

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:00 am

A few weeks after having an operation, I saw my doctor about my convalescence.

"What have you been doing?" he asked.

"Just sitting around all day, drinking tea, surfing the internet, texting my mates," I said.

He got angry and hollered,
Spoiler:
"I told you not to return to your job at the council offices for at least two months."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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