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Toast

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:26 am

Pamela offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of her next-door neighbour.

She arrived in time to prepare breakfast, laying a generous helping of bacon and eggs in front of the child.

"Mother always serves toast for breakfast," said the eight-year-old.

So, Pamela, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen and quickly prepared a plate of toast, which she laid in front of the girl.

"No, thank you," she said.

"But I thought you said your mother always has toast for breakfast!" said Pamela in surprise.

"She does," said the child.
Spoiler:
"But I don't eat them."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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