Little Johnny

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Little Johnny

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:33 am

Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride with Billy's mother.

A vendor came down the corridor selling a candy bar that neither had ever seen before.

Billy's mum bought each one of them a bar. Little Johnny eagerly tore open the wrapper and bit a bit off into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel.

When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across at Billy and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you!"

"Why not?" asked Billy.

Little Johnny replied
Spoiler:
"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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