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absent

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:51 am
by rebbonk
Little Johnny goes into school after being absent the previous day.

His teacher demands, "Where were you yesterday?"

"I'm sorry Miss, my dad got burnt," replies Johnny.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I hope it wasn't serious." says the teacher.

To which Johnny replies,
Spoiler:
"Well, they don't mess about at the crematorium, Miss."