Feeling miserable

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Feeling miserable

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:56 am

Patient: "It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable."

Doctor: "Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?"

Patient: "I sure did,
Spoiler:
the bottle said 'keep tightly closed."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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