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Question...

PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:10 am
by rebbonk
A tourist was being led through the jungles of Brazil.

"Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide,
Spoiler:
"on how fast you carry the flashlight."