"Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied the guide,
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by rebbonk » Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:10 am
A tourist was being led through the jungles of Brazil.
"Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied the guide,
"Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied the guide,
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