Spelling competition

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Spelling competition

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:27 am

Mick and Paddy enter a spelling bee competition.

First up was Paddy.

"Can you spell the word 'Wheelchair' please Paddy." Asked the host.

"W-H-E-E-L-C-H-A-I-R, wheelchair." Said Paddy.

"Wonderful. Now use it in a sentence please."

"Erm, right." Replied a confused Paddy. "Erm, me and Mick only had enough money for one pint of Guinness between us, but it's ok,
Spoiler:
wheelchair."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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