Scouser Dave
Noticing scouse Dave wasn't in, the boss asked if I knew why.
"His wife rang up" I said. "Apparently he slipped a disc in his bag."
"Bag? Don't you mean back?"
"No, bag" I replied.
"His wife rang up" I said. "Apparently he slipped a disc in his bag."
"Bag? Don't you mean back?"
"No, bag" I replied.
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