Scouser Dave

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Scouser Dave

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:18 am

Noticing scouse Dave wasn't in, the boss asked if I knew why.

"His wife rang up" I said. "Apparently he slipped a disc in his bag."

"Bag? Don't you mean back?"

"No, bag" I replied.
Spoiler:
"He's been nicked for shoplifting from HMV."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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