"It's time!"

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"It's time!"

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:52 am

I've been in prison in America for murder and this morning the warden opened my cell and said, "It's time."

"No," I pleaded, "No, you can't do this, it's not right."

"Take your punishment like a man" He replied as he dragged me into the room, "Don't be a coward."

"No, No." I screamed but it was all in vain.

Spoiler:
My wife had come to visit and I had to sit and listen to her moan for an hour.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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