Called the boss
I phoned my boss's mobile. "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now."
"What?.." He answered, sounding a bit annoyed. "It's five 'o' clock in the morning! What are you doing on a train?"
"You tell me," I replied.
"What?.." He answered, sounding a bit annoyed. "It's five 'o' clock in the morning! What are you doing on a train?"
"You tell me," I replied.
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