Alimony

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Alimony

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:13 am

"Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said. "And I've decided to give your wife £800 a week"

"That's very fair, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few pounds myself."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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