Tickets

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Tickets

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:18 am

Paddy and Mick go to a rugby match.

At the entrance Mick searches everywhere but can't find the tickets.

Paddy says Mick "Nip home and see if I left the tickets there."

"No problem" says Paddy.

Half an hour later Paddy returns to Mick who is patiently waiting outside the stadium.

"Did I leave the tickets at home?" asks Mick.

"Yes," says Paddy.
Spoiler:
"They're on the kitchen table where you left them."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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