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Lil' Johnny

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:59 am
by rebbonk
Teacher: "What kind of wife would you like Johnny?"

Johnny: "I would want a wife like the moon".

Teacher: "Wow! What a choice.... do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?"

Johnny: "No,
Spoiler:
I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning".