Kick off

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Kick off

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:23 am

I telephoned Southampton Football Club to ask them what time their game kicked off this evening.

The receptionist replied,
Spoiler:
"What time can you get here."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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