Insomnia

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Insomnia

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:51 am

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him.

"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."

"I know," said the man, "but I can’t.
Spoiler:
My wife refuses to sleep alone."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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