Stopped by the police

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Stopped by the police

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:33 am

A cop stopped me today.

As I stepped out of the car he said, "What did the big sign say back there?"

"Children, Slow Down." I replied.

"So why didn't you?" he asked.

Spoiler:
I said, "Because I'm 49."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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